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✖✿✖before you ask, no, i don't have a social life✖✿✖

bloggingthetrench:

Two chemists walk into a bar.

One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.

The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.

(via sarcasmed)

hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

(via loserslol)

i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

(Source: burgrs, via oknope)

gorilllas:

*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know

(Source: hayleu, via sorry)